Wiffle ball was a success! We had coolers of sugary vodka and american budweisers and everyone fell and no one puked on the field and we celebrated with vodka fishbowls and we didn’t apologize for party rocking and there was a tiny dog and I woke up this morning without a hangover or regrets so maybe you should all come play with us next Saturday.
I am embarrassingly sore today.
Brendan
Those pants and socks
Come on…
I’m the Payne Stewart of wiffleball