mustardcup:

What did I get for Secret Santa at the Christmas party?
A bottle of Habanero sauce and a bag of Starbucks Christmas Blend Coffee that came in a paper bag.
What did I give?
A dvd copy of Cypress Hill’s Smoking Up concert dvd, a Marvel Super Hero Squad Coloring book, and a Newborn Kittens 2012 Calendar. The most specific non-denominational christmas gift ever. All from the dollar store for a total of $3.55. 
Christmas is stupid.

You could have had a Sam Jackson Mace Windu action figure you fool

mustardcup:

What did I get for Secret Santa at the Christmas party?

A bottle of Habanero sauce and a bag of Starbucks Christmas Blend Coffee that came in a paper bag.

What did I give?

A dvd copy of Cypress Hill’s Smoking Up concert dvd, a Marvel Super Hero Squad Coloring book, and a Newborn Kittens 2012 Calendar. The most specific non-denominational christmas gift ever. All from the dollar store for a total of $3.55. 

Christmas is stupid.

You could have had a Sam Jackson Mace Windu action figure you fool

(Reblogged from mustardcup)

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