Baby I got a zoo going
The doorframe may look like two pairs of dickheads touching, but there is positively no ball-playing.
I have to finish all of 7th Heaven before I watch The Wire — I fucking hate Pilot and think her master of tv degree should be revoked
I don’t think we as a species spend enough time talking about how babies are the grossest things in the world.
The google image search this inevitably led to is just super.
loooooow liiiiiiie the fieeeeeeelds of athenryyyyyyy
all snow cones all the time
I should be a food aversion therapist
I really want to see The Rock play Cory Booker in a biopic.