July 2012
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June 2012
In Warshington
Thanks, Rob & Amanda for hosting me in Chicago. Now, it’s time to explore the capital city!
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I know that complaining about refereeing in sports is as old as sports itself...
And insinuating that the NBA is rigged is as old as MJ’s sneaker’s…
But dear fuck, they aren’t even trying to disguise this horseshit anymore
"The first time I saw a dick was in Brush Park"
-Pilot
Further reading: “I was playing little league!”
I WILL BUY YOU A NEW LIFE.
Brendang just bought us 8 tickets for the Sugar Ray, Everclear, Lit, Gin Blossoms, and Marcy Playground tour at Mohegan Sun. And I cried from happiness. Because I am going to gamble and drink too much and smoke cigarettes indoors and black out and sob during the show. Because we are dumb and life is beautiful.