Its columnists range from sensible to unhinged. (One, Liz Jones, recently wrote...– Dear lord “Jizz Loans” is the funniest fucking thing I’ve childishly giggled about in a while
synecdoche: this was a weird musical...
Bilal Powell, Joe Mcknight, Stanley Arnoux by the...
That’s what the Jet’s fourth round pick has gone toward the past five years, so if nothing else giving up that pick to bring the Tebow circus to town will be worth it in jersey sales alone. That and the fact that an 8-8 team just siphoned almost all media coverage for the next few months away from the defending Super Bowl champions.
Gonna have this one stuck in my head all Pi Day →
"They're not fun enough to have the O'Douls"
That’s the most insulting thing anyone has said about anyone.
Baltimore in a nutshell:
Over the weekend we were back down in Maryland visiting some folks in charm city. On our way to get food we drove through Flintstones-background-esque endless streets of rowhouses, which abruptly ended with a large vacant lot. Steph innocently asked, “Oh are they building something there?” … The response was an abrupt, “No.”
Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty
And meet me tonight in Ellicott City
I saw them putting menus on windshields yesterday
I knew. I knew they were putting bright red menus on people’s cars, saw it with my own eyes and thought “what assholes.” But still… When I walked to my car and saw the rectangular colored paper on the windshield my stomach tied itself in a knot and I thought “WHAT THE FUCK” to myself before heaving a sigh of embarrassed relief. The inherent paranoia of...
Why is NYC obsessed with Carousels? →
dontcookbilly: also Long Island. I think we should all split in to two teams and see who can ride the most carousels in one day. Mostly I’m picturing a Strangers on a Train-style fight on an out of control merry-go-round and this is about the scenario I can see where that could happen.
rosa parks and recreation
synecdoche: came in second at trivia last night but I think we at least had the best name. And made the entire bar think we were a bunch of racists
Between the fish tank backstop and this stupid... →
Maybe in true Marlin fashion they’ll just sell the damn place in a couple of years.
I drank enough bourbon and beer this weekend to...
And listened to enough funk to make that song sound very confusing
When you order food for delivery and forget to put...
Then the doorbell rings and you have like 5 seconds to run to the bedroom before the bomb goes off/delivery man gets pissed.
A single shot of decaf espresso to go?
huskerdont: ex-cathedra: Who GETS that!? Somebody who needs to be shot and thrown in a mass grave. A fan of non-alcoholic beer