February 2012
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Is it weird...
huskerdont:
…that I want to bang Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher?
I hope you’d wear one of these
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It seems like every session of my humor class, we...
steviemcfly:
The one for tomorrow’s class was a nine-page story about a guy who rescues a cat during a storm, can’t see it because the power’s out, tries to find it through the house, does, drinks a beer, goes to sleep, and wakes up to discover it’s a cabbit. Like, half-cat, half-rabbit. Like from Tenchi Muyo. And that’s the end of the story.
Most of what we’ve read has been really good, but I...
WatchHere’s the story about Glenn and Charlie, the night crew at the Hofstra student center, that I did for class back in 2008. Basically these two burly dudes work the overnight shift so they can be with their kids during the day while their wives work normal hours. I had frankly forgotten about this until Bryan messaged me about it, it’s extremely rough- complete with an overmodded VO...
gifthorsedentistry asked: Rubenfeld says you did some kind of profile on Glenn and Charlie. If you still have it, can I watch it?
I woke up to take a leak and saw I'd left my...
Now I’ve got the colonel trying to find a replacement for my macbook battery at a Chinese market.
I need to go back to bed but goddamn this is hysterical to me.
Me: Glenn is not a lady’s name
George: It’s also not a lady’s face
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Awards shows are a lot like professional wrestling
You’re basically talking about a bunch of fuss and pageantry over a series of arbitrary contests with predetermined outcomes because we like comparing things.
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“You should ask me about the year I brought a boat battery”
– Jonsense
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Maryland is about to become the eighth state to... →
shortformblog:
A bill that would legalize same-sex marriage in Maryland was approved by the state Senate, which advanced a measure that narrowly cleared the House of Delegates last week.
The final vote by the state Senate ended a yearlong drama in Annapolis over the legislation, and marked the first time an East Coast state south of the Mason-Dixon line has supported gay nuptials.
With the...
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Well hold on, if we're wearing hats...
Andrew Sansone, in a US-China video chat
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I certainly hope there's no tension in China...
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On my flight home yesterday...
huskerdont:
…they played an episode of Whitney. This was my first experience with the show, and even without sound, it was excruciating.
They took the wrong one this weekend
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Mittens and I accidently wound up drinking in...
Not quite sure how that one happened, but we somehow wound up at a dive bar somewhere around here with my gay cousin ordering us mudslides a la John Candy in Blues Brothers
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someone at the hostel really likes the eagles
sanspassport:
and can’t get enough hotel california
c’mon man I hate the fucking eagles
WatchPilot is a dick.
So is Morgie Pie.
“The sheer scale of the bust announced late Wednesday in the western state of...”
– Mexican army finds 15 tons of pure methamphetamine – USATODAY.com (via firthofforth)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjX9biZXWaI
On today's episode of unnecessarily hi-res... →