July 2011
June 2011
The Truth about 88: New Book Reveals Secret Meaning of Neo-Nazi Codes - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News - International →
spiegel.de
Pianos are all secret Nazi war devices. The keys and pedals function similarly to an enigma machine.
Aaaaaand there's now a gay porn tumblr following me...
Most likely due to the picture of Patrick Swayze I posted a couple of days ago.
Aaaaaaand Patrick Swayze just drunkenly hit a woman for wanting to marry a yankee
Just passed a store called "Lang Signs"
I hope that they stay in business long enough to change their name to “Old Lang Signs”
More like Ryan Done.
Rob, no joke this is the exact text message I had saved in my drafts to to text you after hopping on the internet and seeing the news a few minutes ago.
Well played.
hahaha you guys
I got a call from the bookstore because apparently a bunch of customers were asking about the drunk spelling bee so the owner wants me to organize another one and I could have the space for free soooo yeah I guess that’s going to happen.
The real question is whether Break wants us back
So I was supposed to work in Patchogue* today at 9:30
*Patchogue is the American-Indian word for “place really far from New York City”
To avoid having to wake up at 6am I gave my ol’ Dick Mittens a buzz and crashed at his place over here in the Outback of Long Island. At 7:30 I’m woken up by a call that someone is sick and the whole day is 86’d. Needless to say I’m rather pissed (a couple of extra hours of sleep was a nice consolation, but I was still angry when I woke up the second time). I’m hoping the resulting domino backlog doesn’t louse up my airport taxi duties for Mssr. Robert (fun if read in a French accent) tomorrow.
What a bunch of dicks.
Go The F--k To Sleep
Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”
Bedtime will never be the same again.
What was life before this
Perfect
Super 8: E.T. if E.T. spent the first 90 minutes killing people
Worth the five bucks for juxtaposition of tanks going haywire next to children.
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