“I felt like a deflated whoopie cushion”
—Slam Ruuubenfeld
May 2011
It's official!
I got a new job!
I will be hanging up my film splicer and leaving the world of film projection forever.
now i need a new tumblr handle… I’ll be accepting submissions.
The sniveling sycophant
Just got a pop-up ad for Lycos
What the helling fuck
So I ordered "fried fish cakes" from the Thai restaurant around the corner...
This is by far the weirdest texture of food I’ve ever eaten.
“Thank you… what a hoot.. yes, I got the message; never thot I would see Mr T “singing”; I do adore him!!”
—Email response from my mom to this
"In all, 79 commandos and a dog were involved in the raid." →
nytimes.com
MOVIE PITCH: Comman-DOGS.
OK, New York Times, you’ve got our attention. #BinLaden #AboutThatDog
Written by: Pilot.
That dog is trained to ruff up terrorists.
