Gaddafi Heads for Halls of Montezuma, Unshore of Tripoli
Just got another call from Bobby-Dubs... Apparently his tumblr's name is a reference to his love of Danish board games and while he's "not really in to music," he does have a couple of Oasis CDs lying around.
That rascal Rob just called me back... This time to say that he no longer has any interest in airplanes other than business interest in his entrepreneurial endeavor "Yeagermeister," an anise flavored liqueur sold in easily concealed bottles and marketed toward pilots with clinical depression.
Also he no longer wants to be called Rob Whittier, and will only respond to Bobby-Dubs from here on out.
Rob Whittier just called me and would not shut up about how much he loves the Cubs and is so excited to get to go to Wrigley Field this year with all the other Cubbie fans who pay attention to all the wonderful, intricate strategy of baseball for all 9 innings
He said he can’t root for the White Sox any more because of some “damn Kenyan,” although he does support increased cigarette taxes.