February 2011
Orioles Second Baseman Roberts Not Yet Past Pesky Stiff Neck →
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God dammit I told Psillas that trying to get his erection signed at Orioles camp was a bad idea
"He was pretty black" →
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- O’s Manager Buck Showalter on Frank Robinson, who gave a motivational speech to the team earlier this week.
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Oh yeah the rest of the quote was “He was pretty black and white. [There’s] not much gray area about the way he feels about it.” I guess that’s important.
Sorry I’m trying to work AT FOX NEWS/ON MICHAEL MOORE’S NEXT MOVIE*
*In the interest of fairness barbs have been provided for both sides of the aisle. JOKES are denoted in caps.
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Gaddafi Heads for Halls of Montezuma, Unshore of Tripoli
Just got another call from Bobby-Dubs... Apparently his tumblr's name is a reference to his love of Danish board games and while he's "not really in to music," he does have a couple of Oasis CDs lying around.
Things Brendan Smyth said to me
- What an awesome person he is, one who tries to save people money on suits.
That rascal Rob just called me back... This time to say that he no longer has any interest in airplanes other than business interest in his entrepreneurial endeavor "Yeagermeister," an anise flavored liqueur sold in easily concealed bottles and marketed toward pilots with clinical depression.
Also he no longer wants to be called Rob Whittier, and will only respond to Bobby-Dubs from here on out.
Rob Whittier just called me and would not shut up about how much he loves the Cubs and is so excited to get to go to Wrigley Field this year with all the other Cubbie fans who pay attention to all the wonderful, intricate strategy of baseball for all 9 innings
He said he can’t root for the White Sox any more because of some “damn Kenyan,” although he does support increased cigarette taxes.
