September 2010
I just DESTROYED my Donkey Kong high score!
theangryprojectionist:
109,000 BABY!
Not out of the woods yet… still got a long way to go.
We got us a Wiebe wannabe
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Watchdontcookbilly:
veronicathenoseylady:
maybeimdreaming:mimirodel:hxcfairy:bbook | inothernews:
hahahaha
wonderful
I will always love news fuck ups
Stuck in New Jersey; or The Stuff Nightmares are...
Stuck in East Orange (dumb town name) because the EOPD (see it doesn’t even lend itself well to acronyms) decided to a) announce a press conference for 8pm then b) push said presser back to 10pm. Alas, I’m stuck here for several more hours than the antidote I took this morning will allow, things could get ugly.
Things I’ll miss tonight:
Continuing to pack in preparation for...
Oh man, oh man-- This is a headline you've been... →
Seriously, click and click now
Point of Strategic Inquiry
I don’t understand why more NFL teams in the situation the Jets were just in don’t go for two. With less than 5 minutes left you’re ahead by one, and you score a touchdown and are now up by 7. If you kick the PAT, you’re ahead by 8 and the other team has to score a TD and make a two-point conversion (a play that has roughly a 50% chance of working in the NFL).
But if...
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Ryan and I got the spot.
suburbantragic:
We’ll be opening up for Jimmy Fallon on Saturday night.
Weird, huh?
Fucking awesome, congrats guys. What’s the deal with this thing, what time is it and does it cost money or is it show up with a student ID?
Bored at work, ask/leave something amusing... →
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Inez Sainz (the "reporter" from that whole Jets... →
Titles it “My September 11th in New York”
…
Oops
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START RESPONDING TO YOUR BOSS' EMAIL WITH A QUIP...
DELETE IT ALL AND JUST SAY “OK, THANKS”
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Watching a Spanish stream of the Cowboys, or...
Feels like the world cup all over again.
I think I’m going to start watching all sports in Spanish.
Hey Brendan!
pixelilly:
I happen to have an autographed picture of the cast of Home Improvement (I’m not really sure why), would you be interested in having it? Get back to me soon because my Mom wants to throw it away.
I’ll give it a nice home and bathe it and take it for walks I super duper swear
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James Cameron to Direct Yom Kippur Service Tonight
Be sure to grab your 3D synagoggles
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French senate approves burqa ban
steviemcfly:
tamburina:
Paris, France (CNN) — The French senate approved Tuesday a law banning any veils that cover the face — including the burqa, the full-body covering worn by some Muslim women — making France the first European country to plan such a measure.
The law passed by a vote of 246 to 1, with about 100 abstentions coming essentially from left-leaning politicians.
The legislation...
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THINK ABOUT CLEANING
WATCH HOARDERS
Today was quite life affirming; or Pardon me...
Some details comically omitted to keep this from turning up in web searches, but who are we kidding.
Headed o’er to the FOOTBALL AREA for the LARGE PERSONS game, credentialed as a local TV so and so with pre- and post-game field access as well as the locker and conference rooms. Content that I’d get to shoot shit with fans (soundbite city), watch the game from the press box (free...
ATTN: FORMER AND CURRENT NONSENSE MEMBERS
dontcookbilly:
emcum:
vote for david and paroo (former nonsense members who came to visit the meeting last night!) for best couple for hofstra’s 75th anniversary contest.
if the fact that they’re old nonsense isn’t enough to convince you to spam the ballot box then get a load of this
THEIR KIDS ARE NAMED CLEVER AND ROCKET.
so vote! it’s at the bottom
in exchange for winning, they’re giving...
WatchSometimes shooting news, particularly memorials and such, is the easiest fucking thing in the world
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Intervention is on instant!
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Hoarders is on instant...
does this mean what I think it does?
“Like when you’re a little kid and want to believe that Santa Claus is alive....”
– The Situation.
Note that he didn’t say Santa Claus doesn’t exist, but that he’s dead. As in he was once alive, but is not anymore.
(via steviemcfly)
Well kind of. If as a kid you asked Santa for a purse of gold coins so you could have a proper dowry and avoid a life of prostitution, that is.
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I LOVE TO SUCK DICK WHILE LISTENING TO BIEBER AND...
