…the feeling afterward can best be described as “bubbly.” I wish I was in a place where I could fart freely.
i might as well
tyler durden isn’t real
mufasa dies, scar dies.
bruce willis is dead the whole time.
soylent green is people
I’ve known the soylent green joke since Muppet Babies when I was like 6, but finally watched it a year ago. I feel like everyone knows that Soylent Green is people but maybe 1/8th of them have actually seen it.
PS: It’s not as awesome as I wanted it to be. Also I was realllllly high so I don’t remember half of it.
turns out it’s man
this seems like such an asshole thing to do. but yay, no school till September 8th!
NO SCHOOL EVER AGAIN.
packing up my studio today was really depressing. i got to watch a bunch of freshman roaming around with their roommates, all awkward, trying to find their classes. I just wanted to grab their fat little cheeks and shake and say “Don’t you say that! don’t you ever say that! stay as looong as you caaaaan”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….. SCHOOL IS FOR CHUMPS!
Lousy media, rigging games and shit