People who still say 'WOOT' on a consistent basis piss me the fuck off.
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w00t
Fall asleep at 7, wake up at midnight
Body, you’ve thrown me a curve
WOULD MIX DRANKS WITH THIS
would cook meth with this
Drinkmaster.
abooooooondoggle
racist
LEAVING IN 5 MINUTES! GONNA DRINK TRAIN BEER(S) WITH BRENDANG!!
My LIRR ride just got more enjoyable/filled with more puns (probably).
me? puns? that’s nutrageous!
Man strangles woman in Queens... Guess where he dumped the body?
Beautiful Uniondale, Long Island!
Caffeine, Alcohol Drinks Targeted
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“WASHINGTON — The Food and Drug Administration is taking aim at caffeinated alcoholic drinks, saying it will pull them off the market unless manufacturers can prove the beverages are safe to drink.
On Friday, the FDA sent letters to nearly 30 companies, giving them 30 days to provide evidence that their drinks don’t pose health or safety risks. The FDA hasn’t approved the use of caffeine in alcoholic beverages, and companies might have to show that experts generally think mixing caffeine and alcohol is safe for consumers.
The fast-growing segment includes United Brands Co.’s Joose, and Phusion Projects LLC’s Four Loko, both flavored malt beverages. “We are taking a look at the legal basis for the marketing of the products,” Joshua Sharfstein, the FDA’s principal deputy commissioner, told reporters.”
hooray for the needledicked husks of human beings in suits who we all pay to tell us what’s good for us!
well then
jew
