Currently discussing the finer points of child rape versus putting roaches on people’s faces.
I feel like the donkey semen episode of Fear Factor could’ve cleared up this blurry line…

Currently discussing the finer points of child rape versus putting roaches on people’s faces.

I feel like the donkey semen episode of Fear Factor could’ve cleared up this blurry line…

The building where George works is the silliest office building in Queens.

Got out of Jrnl 11:

mrdavidgordon:

starchildnoodles:

Best part was seeing all of the students getting scared and freaked out when Prof. Goodman was talking

Jrnl 11 is the least scary class around.

If you had Zook it was scary as hell.

(Reblogged from mrdavidgordon)

sanspassport:

Hey!

Look sir, droids

(Reblogged from sanspassport)

sanspassport:

The tracks go off in this direction.

I’m not going that way, it’s far too rocky

(Reblogged from sanspassport)

Dear really cute girl from St. Olaf’s in minnesota

sanspassport:

I kind of regret not getting your phone number/email- your mandarin was embarrassingly good, and shit- bonus points for friendliness. Ah, well- same as it ever was.

Either you met a nice borderline-canadian lady, or a fan of The Golden Girls was punking you.

(Reblogged from sanspassport)

sanspassport:

Whoops, missed this one- at Ait Ben Haddo, Morocco, with the Atlas Mountains in the background

Did you ride there in one of these?

(Reblogged from sanspassport)

Dear Sam-

johnwilkestooth:

rubenfeld:

sanspassport:

Congratulations!  As near as I can tell, samuelrubenfeld.com is blocked in China.

The best news I’ve ever heard.

Samuel Rubenfeld: a goddamned American Hero.

(Reblogged from johnwilkestooth)